"Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune"
— William McFee
"We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey"
— Kenji Miyazawa
"I’m so poor i can’t even pay attention"
"Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions."
— A.A. Latimer
"A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels."
— Harry Lauder
"I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves"
— Joe Louis
"Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil."
"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."
"Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?"
— Sun Tzu
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men…. can “fake” whole relationships."
— Sharon Stone
"The problem with common sense is that most people are morons."
"If you don’t have a sense of “humor”, you probably…. don’t have any sense at all."
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"You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough."
—
William Blake
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